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Summer is all about fun and fun-related activities, free time that children should spend outdoors playing under the scorching sun. What could be better to boost their mood and to find some time for real fun during a hot summer day than to have a good shift for laughter? These summer jokes for kids are hilarious to lighten the mood during the summer holidays, at the beach, or while with friends and family. These 50 jokes will add fun to any conversation with children at a picnic, on a summer evening, or when you are in a car with your family on a long trip.
Summer is a perfect time for jokes to get people to laugh and have fun since it is mostly a time of free time. Kids' summer jokes are devoid of complicated humor and are mainly based on puns that will be easy for children to decipher. They also teach the children humor, imagination, and speaking skills. These summer jokes for children are fun for friends to share while playing at camp, in a swimming pool, or before sleeping around a campfire.
Without further ado, let’s explore the funny jokes that will likely tickle the funny bones of children this season!
1. Why do bananas wear sunscreen?
Because they peel!
2. What do you call a snowman in summer?
A puddle!
3. Why did the teacher go to the beach?
To test the waters!
4. What do you call a fish who loves to play tennis?
A net fish!
5. Why do fish like to eat worms?
Because they’re hooked on them!
6. What’s a tree’s favorite drink in the summer?
Root beer!
7. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish!
8. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
9. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Finland!
10. What kind of candy do you eat at the beach?
Salt-water taffy!
11. What do you call seagulls that live by the bay?
Bagels!
12. How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
13. Why don’t skeletons go to the beach?
Because they don’t have the guts!
14. What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?
A hot dog!
15. Why did the jellyfish blush?
Because of the seaweed!
16. What’s black and white and red all over?
A sunburned zebra!
17. Why are frogs so happy in the summer?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!
18. What did the sun say to the ice cream?
You’re too cool!
19. What’s a cat’s favorite thing to do in the summer?
Lay in the sun and paws!
20. Why did the crab never share?
Because he was a little shellfish!
21. What do you call a snow cone with a bad attitude?
A snooty cone!
22. Why do fish never play tennis?
Because they’re afraid of the net!
23. What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation!
24. How do you catch a squirrel at the beach?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
25. Why did the surfer bring a pencil to the beach?
To draw a wave!
26. What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
27. Why are math books so unhappy during the summer?
They have too many problems!
28. What do you get when you combine an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks!
29. What’s the best thing to put in a summer salad?
A little dressing!
30. Why did the beach ball go to school?
Because it wanted to be well-rounded!
31. What do you get when you cross a watermelon and a lion?
A melon roar!
32. Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
33. How does the sun like to greet people?
With a warm hello!
34. Why don’t clams share their toys at the beach?
Because they’re shellfish!
35. What do you call a lazy bee in summer?
A bumble bee!
36. How do you make a squid laugh?
With ten-tickles!
37. What did the sand say to the tide?
Quit pushing me around!
38. Why are sunflowers so loyal?
They always look up to the sun!
39. What’s a witch’s favorite summer snack?
Sand-witches!
40. What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A shell-phone!
41. What kind of music do beach-loving fish listen to?
Something catchy!
42. Why did the pineapple stop at the pool?
It wanted to make a splash!
43. What do turtles do on sunny days?
They shell-ebrate!
44. Why do fish hate computers?
They’re afraid of the net!
45. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
46. Why did the beach always win arguments?
Because it never waves goodbye!
47. Why did the ice cream truck break down?
It couldn’t handle the rocky road!
48. What do dolphins do when they’re sad?
They whale about it!
49. Why are fish so good at sports?
Because they’re always swimming in school!
50. How do you throw a space party?
You planet!
Humor never goes out of fashion, and so with these funny summer jokes for kids, you can have fun all through summer! If you are going to the beach, swimming pool, or having a picnic these kids' summer jokes are guaranteed to make everyone have fun.
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